So my weekend got off to a great start...Spent friday morning preparing for a post-Jumuah Thermo's prac...While taking a break from VLE (Vapour-Liquid Equilibria) Theory :P, i decided to visit our campus JK, where, i met lots of familiar people and had rather interesting (and somewhat contrasting) conversations...Ranging from how f1 cars are louder than their A1 counterparts to how the JK could be converted into a more "funky-space age" JK incorporating Bean bags and transparent floor tiles housing fish and possibly even sharks :-0... Due to hectic pre-prac-planning time constraints, i decided that my exit was imminent and decided to leave at that point...Had we carried on,we would've probably started a new cult or something equally insane :P
After going back to the Thermo's stuff, i found it hard to imagine the equipment we were going to use as the sketchy diagram in the prac manual provided little help...so what better that the REAL thing?...Chem Eng Labs here i come :) - now there are obvious rules in the labs - like closed shoes, safety goggles and..oh yes a lab coat! Foolish was i to think that my white kurta could pass off as a lab coat :P What the hell? i gave it a shot (my lab coat was in the car which was far away)...it took approximately 1 minute for the lab technician to catch me out :/ ...urgh...a walk to the car provided some nice exercise courtesy of the shepstone staircase ...
Once back in the lab, i carefully tried to make sense of a rather complicated piece of equipment -figured out most of it...while minding my own business, this dude walks up to me and asks : "Group 23?"...so i replied "Ermm...yeah. You also doing the prac today?", to which he laughs "Hehe, no, im going to be demonstrating it to you"...I could've sworn he was younger than I...in fact, he resembled a school kid - bracers and all...probably some child prodigy who skipt high school :P Anyway, i took FULL advantage of the situation and asked him millions of questions about everything related to the prac...uptil point where he said : "Ok, i dont know anything more" - What a mindjob :P
Time for Jumuah so i scurried along to the JK, where i noticed a neat stack of MSA mag's - picked up one and had a brief glimpse through the articles - saw one on MXIt - Nearly burst out laughing when i read it - but im not going to expand upon that...whoever has access to it...read it
The Jumuah talk was rather interesting...The speaker was quite vibrant in his lecture, but one of his statements had me thinking the whole weekend...When speaking about the women of Jannah, he said something like this : "The women of Jannah will have veils of silk (cant remember exactly how many) and when you look into them, you can see directly into their hearts - in which their love is totally devoted to you. Intercourse with any of them will last 40 years"
I thought to myself : 40 years !! ...oh my...it still perplexes me - felt like giving up any form of sin right there and then :) hehe, but i made it my duty to find that ayat/hadeeth as soon as possible...just to make sure that i heard right :P
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million questions... mo that sounds just like you... i bet you also asked somethings that is totally not related to the prac... isn't ? :)
40yrs.....cant be true. we're guys, get bored after a while i reckon
To Saf : Oh yeah...all part of the mindjob ;)...However, the demi got his revenge during the prac where he rapidly bombarded me with questions of equal mindjob-potential...:) but i obviously counter-minjobbed him thereafter with questions of significant complexity :)...
To Floyd : But dude...40 yrs - Damn! just try and imagine a whole week...or even just a whole day...:-O...
hahaha, this is funny, I just did a post about my dad entitled '40 years ago' and I wondered what your '40 years' post was about. Now I know.
I'll have a look at those magazines.
eehhh dude. not saying i wouldnt mind :P anyway what u doing imagining a whole week....a whole day...? how would u know what a whole minute feels like? :P
unless my fight club theories are true :/
LOL...i did say IMAGINE....
The fight club theory is undefined in the region of mo :/ - very hazy area which cant be adequately described...
yeh well if it was true, then it wouldnt be 1minute would it....it wouldve been 2hours :/ eish wat a thing :\
good 2 see u still alive, so my final destination theories are also looking hazy :/
aah shit - i heard about 'legendary' kutbah. maybe something good awaits us tomorrow
fucken mindjob.
aah Madhatter mindwanker, looks like your most celebrated piss victim is hooked to your macrocosm universe. seems, as reflected by an earlier response to his highness' flattery of your style, you are willing to suck the UFO **** defiling your space rather than wack it to shreds. shame.
To Mario :
You are certainly most observant - does my abstinence from directing any form of expression in the domain of the one who 'displays his cock in-between' suggest any form of hatred on my path?
Maybe i sustain the various incoming responses/ideas to set up a TOTAL multi-directional, unintentional, supersonic mindjob...?
The Balance must be preserved - i may not appreciate the piss victim , however, his many followers/believers may posess that which i may benefit from...
I'm sure you see the method in my Mad ways...;)
AHAHAHAHHAHA thats HILARIOUS....supersonic mindjob....who more deserving that the one of whom we shall not speak.....
nice madhatter, nice. but i do hope that not only do you inflict the zen supersonic mind fuck of a job..but a blow job from a few of his highness' harem would be a most acclaimed achievement.
LoL. funky blog.. i like i like =)
my god...I loved those comments 9-13.
So succinct, but I think that the harem tribe are the members of a congregation whose normative policies involve activities of trying to pluralise and subdivide their merged molecular structures within the confines of a a legal and social structure of age old history and power.
However, certain powers of persuasion and the denseness of cerebral matter of the subjects might result in certain aforementioned verbs being used.
However, I can always just wiki that and then spew it back. But that would result in not half as much entertainment.
Welcome to the coven, both of you :D
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